A few handy tips to make your Christmas even more enjoyable. I apologise for the 'non-PC' references.
Best wishes to all. Cro xx
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- Cro Magnon
- I was born just south of London, but for the past 50 years I've lived in S W France. I am a painter by profession, and writer by desire. Lady Magnon and I live between an ancient cottage in a tiny village in perfectly tranquil French countryside, and a bijou townhouse in Brighton UK. In France we have plenty of fruit trees, all situated amongst a view that takes the breath away, in the UK we have a handkerchief sized patio. We also have a Border Collie called Billy. I try to treat our planet with respect, and encourage others to do likewise (without preaching). Contentment is a glass of red, a plate of charcuterie, and a slice of good country bread. Perfect!
Enjoy the Holiday and your famliy Cro.
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ReplyDeleteHappy Christmas to you, Cro.
Hahaha, just like our Christmas....Happy Christmas Cro and all the family!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas Cro.
ReplyDeleteGosh that was funny and not at all PC. Merry Christmas
ReplyDeleteI can imagine some who will enjoy it but cannot possibly tell in public that they did so will cover up with loads of bunkum about "I never did really like Harry Enfield" etc. It made me laugh. Happy Christmas and long may you entertain us with Harry Enfield clips. xxx
ReplyDeleteThe relief ot it, Cro (for you): I have to keep it short as in the motherland Christmas Eve, candles and what not, is where it's at. I am knuckle deep in prep for tonight. Cheered on by multilingual carols in every room. Bach's Messiah currently a step too far. It'll keep till tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteWishing you and Lady M a cosy Christmas, raising a dram of your favourite whisky to you (later),
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Happy Christmas Eve Cro. That was a good laugh !!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas to your home and family, with love from ours!
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Ha! A real Christmas cracker! Merry Christmas to you and Lady M, dear Cro. xx
ReplyDeleteHappy Christmas to you all Cro.
ReplyDeleteYears ago that wouldn't have been considered offensive! It raised a laugh or two.
The best handy hints were always in VIZ
ReplyDeleteKeep your loved ones alive after they’ve died
Use their false teeth as pastry cutters
Happy Christmas cro x
Very funny, thank you,
ReplyDeleteHappy Christmas and all the best for 2023.
ReplyDeleteHappy Christmas Cro, Lady M and Billy and a Happy New Year. I enjoyed that bit of non PC humour, just like we used to be able to laugh at! xx
ReplyDeleteHappy Christmas to you Cro and Lady M. Rick sends his best woofs to Billy. xx
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