Sunday, 26 February 2012

Mystic Cro's (Absolutely Genuine) Stars for 2012.



Aries: Summer will bring warmth and light. Later in the year it might  become cooler and darker.

Taurus: Be 'bullish' in your dealings this year, and do not be afraid to break china.

Gemini: You will possibly meet twins (hopefully not Jedward), and will laugh rather a lot.

Cancer: Your mother warned you about this.

Leo:  Nothing will happen this year for Leos; well, not a lot anyway..

Virgo: And YOUR mother warned you about this too.

Libra:  This will be your 'Summer of Love' baby.

Scorpio: Just stay indoors, but if you must go out, warn people well in advance.

Saggittarriuss: This is the year for a facelift (and none too soon).

Capricorn:  No idea at all for you lot, but everything will probably be OK (buy my book for further, more precise, info).

Aquarius: Take a beach holiday in July.

Pisces: Same as Aquarius, but in August; July is fully booked .

23 comments:

carole johnston said...

I look forward to my July holiday Cro but it is a bit cold at the beach lol..you are never boring that's for sure.

Cro Magnon said...

And my powers of clairvoyance are legendary!

The Owl Wood said...

There's many a slip twixt cusp and lip.

I look forward to the twins but rather suspect that the laughter will be demonic and hysterical.

Chris said...

Well I'm at least three of these star signs then.

John Going Gently said...

I am a gemini... bloody hell what delightful things to look forward to!

Jennytc said...

Well, I have to say I'm very disappointed in the Leo forecast.

Kath said...

Libra: This will be your 'Summer of Love' baby.

Sounds perfect! I'm already wearing my tie-dyes and velvet bell bottoms. In fact there used to be a shop in Glastonbury called the Summer of love :-)

Tom Stephenson said...

That's more accurate than most of the others.

Cro Magnon said...

I've had a re-think; quite a lot will happen!

Elaine said...

I ran amok in our local department store, smashed lots of china. Now I'm to be up before the Beak tomorrow. Thanks a lot.

Donna said...

I'm wondering what my mother warned me about Cro....but the way my life has been going lately, I shouldn't!

Amy Saia said...

I'm in between aries and taurus, so I will have a hot summer and broken china. Sounds exciting!

Jennytc said...

Only nice things, though!

Cro Magnon said...

Greece maybe?

Cro Magnon said...

Bien sur!

Cathy Olliffe-Webster said...

Oooooh, a Summer of Love!!! I can hardly WAIT!

Kat said...

That is so funny, Cro; I'm a Cancer and my husband is a Virgo, and we were both warned by our mothers, for sure!!!! Thanks for the laugh..

Taradharma said...

LOL. I'm a gemini, meeting twins ALL the feckin' time! Mostly pleasant ones, but then there are those ones who are born on the cusp with Cancer, and are, understandably, grouchy on that account.

Handy Andy said...

You make a whole lot more sense than anything I've read in the newspaper column. Have you considered this for a profession? By the way, where are you in the wild year with the stars?

Cro Magnon said...

HA. My star sign is Bubble-gum.

Gerry Snape said...

I'm so disappointed in your predictions for leo...I think... and then again maybe that's quite a good thing!!!

Susan Flett Swiderski said...

Well, crap, maybe I SHOULD get a face lift. (But I was just getting used to my turkey neck ...)

Tess Kincaid said...

My summer of love? Oooookay!

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