A pink, tousle-haired woman, who had recently been dragged through a hedge backwards, came across a lost beekeeper, and having not been able to find his owner, is now hoping to adopt him.
The young woman, who sadly lost most of her clothing in the hedge, is still looking for the previous keeper of the beekeeper, so that she can officially foster him.
"Someone must recognise him" she said, "even in his full bee kit".
The police, who are assisting the young woman (believed to be a 'dancer' from Las Vegas), say there are no suspicious circumstances, other than a case of 'Cultural appropriation'. It is believed that the beekeeper is in fact black, and is only pretending to be white.
When questioned by the police, it seems that the last time the beekeeper was employed was Christmas 2023 when he claimed to have wrapped parcels for customers.
"I'm a wrapper" he declared; then said no more.
And the young woman actually has a brain!
ReplyDeleteI know she has other attributes, but I wasn't aware of the 'brain'.
DeleteDegree in architecture!
DeleteGood for her; it's a shame she doesn't use it.
DeleteOh, I love to see how real people live. So exciting.
ReplyDeleteGreat role models.
DeleteThe lengths some people will go to get their 15 minutes in the spotlight! Is that a tassle on her left- hand boob (forgive the coarseness Cro) or where she keeps her credit cards? Her outfit doesn't seem to have any pockets.
ReplyDeleteNo pockets; some even fewer than none!
DeleteThis looks like a scene from The Paris Fashion Show and if I am not mistaken that lady is Bianca Censori. You are more knowledgeable about social media chit-chat than I am so is it still true that she is married to the infamous Kanye West?
ReplyDeleteI really hove no idea, unless it's the great man himself in the Beekeeper suit.
DeleteAh, someone's idea of fashion.
ReplyDeleteSomeone's idea of 'What can I get away with next'.
DeleteGrinning from ear to ear. ;)
ReplyDeleteI presume the idea is to make money. I wonder if it's working?
DeleteYour "story" you made of it was wonderful.
DeleteSo much for 15 minutes of fame.
ReplyDeleteI think they've had too many '15 mins's'
DeleteReminds me of that song, "God is great, beer is good, people are crazy!" So true.
ReplyDeleteAll people are crazy, but some are crazier than others.
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