I suppose our first very good friends, when we moved here, were two lovely Parisian ladies who then owned the house next door (oh how I wish they still did), Janinne and Odette.
It never crossed my mind that they were lesbians; it wouldn't have made the slightest difference anyway, other than seeing them as slightly more interesting.
They were people of taste and culture. They were Zen Buddhists, and worked on translating ancient texts into both French and English. Their house was impeccable, and the garden perfectly coiffed. There was never anything out of order; they were a very organised couple, and a pleasure to have as neighbours.
One day their dog got amongst our hens and killed one. Odette promised, in her very authoritative manner, to replace it; and we thought no more.
Several months later we were invited to dinner, and were informed that we would be eating the replacement chicken (frankly I'd been expecting a live one to join the flock). Janinne had made a chicken curry, and they were very concerned that it would be far too hot for us English whimps.
As it happened, we would hardly have known that it was a curry at all, there was no curry flavour, and absolutely no heat. I remember saying to Lady Magnon that we should invite them over for a pukka vindaloo one day, but she thought they might explode.
I think our so-called 'replacement chicken' was wasted.
Such a nice story, i like it.
ReplyDeleteGood. Best wishes.
DeleteI really enjoyed this story.
ReplyDeletecheers, parsnip
Hi Parsnip!
DeleteIt might have been okay for me. I'm a curry wimp!
ReplyDeleteYou would have to have been a non-curry-eater to have enjoyed this.
DeleteHave the lovely neat ladies been "replaced" by the not so pleasant orange wall neighbour? I find the curry sold in our supermarket to be too mild. I buy it from the African/Asian stores. Greetings Maria x
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid so. It all used to be so quiet, smoke free, clean, etc. Now, not the same.
Delete...perhaps it's always as well to have a little curry powder concealed about your person, just in case !
ReplyDeleteWould have suited me, too, I'm not a curry fan.
I had a friend who never went anywhere without a small manual pepper grinder.
DeleteIt's snippets like this that I love about blogs. A memory shared.
ReplyDeleteI have to have garam masala with mine if I've made it for the girls.
Garam masala is the icing on the top.
DeleteI like a bit of heat but not so much you can't taste what you're eating. Lovely tale Cro.
ReplyDeleteArilx
We like ours reasonably hot, but not to the extent of pain.
DeleteI use a lot of spices in our food, probably far more than the French could handle.
ReplyDeleteThe French palate has never had to confront Indian spices; we chose our colonies more wisely.
DeleteI'm cooking two curries as I write! One a hot vindaloo, the other a milder but very tasty one with coconut milk. Both are beef. They'll go in the freezer and my son and daughter will take most home with them when they visit at Easter. I do love anything with chilli!
ReplyDeleteCro, did you ever get around to making the chilli sauce recipe I sent a link to? I made some recently and it's very popular.
I did make some of your sauce. I only made a small amount, but have kept the recipe. Very good.
DeleteI bet their plates were clean..
ReplyDeleteEverything about them was clean. I think always being seen as immaculate must be a 'gay' thing.
DeleteI have no doubt it was.
DeleteAh neighbours - what a wealth of information could be written about them. I often wonder how the so called neighbours view us too.
ReplyDeleteNust say your sound impeccable - do I take it you are not so keen on your present ones.
You sound much better - hope you are feeling it too.
J and O originally sold to the parents of the present lot. The parents were fine, but the offspring a very different matter. We're both feeling a bit better today thanks.
DeleteOur French neighbours always seem a bit amused and doubtful about the meals we cook. Philippe and Patricia are very traditional and I suspect they have never eaten curry. (I love mine medium hot, erring on the safe side.)
ReplyDeleteCurry isn't really part of the culture here. Very different to the UK, where I believe it is now No 1 favourite.
DeleteFunny how old Empires take on the food of their colonies. France has Tagines, of course, the Dutch have Indonesian curries, but us Brits are the ones known for Indian curries, with or without chips.
ReplyDeleteActually, now I remember, the best curry I have eaten was in a Vietnamese restaurant in Paris, but it was not hot.
DeleteThat's the other thing; all Chinese restaurants in France are Vietnamese.
DeleteWhat do they call the Vietnamese ones?
DeleteThe Viet-Congress.
DeleteAll the Chinese restaurants have Mexican cooks around here. I never got that. Don't like the taste of curry. Thought it was an English thing. So who was the dog with a pheasant in his mouth?
ReplyDeleteWe eat curry at least once a week, often twice; I couldn't live without it. It's a stock photo, it just reminded me of seeing their dog walking off with one of my hens.
DeleteLol i dont understand their logic
ReplyDeleteNor did we.
DeleteI typed a thesis for an Indian town planning student in the 1970s. He taught me to cook vegetable curries and which spices to use; there was not a tandoori in sight and I do not remember him ever using the word. I can still cook a decent curry but very rarely do so these days.
ReplyDeleteTandoori ovens are a restaurant thing; not something you'd have at home. I always grind my own spices, etc.
DeleteWe have discovered that the French idea of hot or spicy is barely spicy at all for us.
ReplyDeleteThe other day we found ourselves sitting next to a table of four French men tucking into curries in an Indian restaurant in Derbyshire. They didn't appear to have chosen the wimp options so maybe the French do like real curry, given the chance to try it.
Maybe they were from Pondichéry?
DeleteI feel for you and your 'wasted chicken' Cro, though I have to admit to smirking a tad at your telling of this story.
ReplyDeleteIt does seem funny now.
DeleteI didn't think Zen Buddhists (or any Buddhists) ate meat.
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