On Saturday morning, I was waiting at a traffic light, when a man pulled-up behind me wearing the EXACT type of large pale-grey hoodie as this woman is wearing below.
Originally I simply thought he looked a bit of a plonker, as it was a lovely warm sunny day. But then I noticed him looking sideways both right and left.
As his head moved, I noticed that the hoodie DIDN'T. Meaning that he couldn't see anything out to either side.
Personally I wouldn't be seen dead wearing a hoodie, let alone wearing one on a warm day in a car. It's no different to a horse wearing blinkers.
So, here is an open letter to Lord Hermer KL, the UK's Attorney General....
"Dear Sir; I would be grateful if you would recommend an immediate ban on the wearing of 'hoodies' by all bike, car, and lorry drivers. It is a danger to other road-users, and other than looking ridiculous, it is also totally unnecessary. May I also recommend an 'on-the-spot-fine' of £500 (or more). Thank you; Cro".

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