Wednesday, 31 August 2022
Doubters, be ashamed!
Tuesday, 30 August 2022
Sue. A battle lost.
And her miniature Bears are totally delightful. The tiny one at the front would fit into a matchbox.
Regular reports from Johannesburg suggested that her condition remained extremely serious, on top of which she also developed Pneumonia, and suffered a 'bleed on the brain'. I moan occasionally about my own minor aches and pains, but before doing so again I shall think of poor Sue and her untimely suffering.
I am simply writing this to inform friends of hers who may visit here, that she lost her battle last Friday. A WhatsApp group had been set-up by her lovely daughter and the response has been amazing. I send my love and best wishes to her husband, her children, and her extensive family in S Africa, Barbados, and the UK.
There are certain people who one would never imagine dying before oneself; Sue was one of those. She always looked healthy, always had a smile, and was always happy. I shall really miss knowing she's no longer with us.
RIP dearest Sue, the world has just lost one of its very best. I am devastated. xx
Monday, 29 August 2022
Nightmare on Rouen Street.
Thursday, 25 August 2022
A Bientot.
Wednesday, 24 August 2022
Fruit crops.
Tuesday, 23 August 2022
Why Not Quit the Rat-Race?
Anyone reading Rachel's post of 20th August will have seen about a current French property invasion.
So, here's an idea. Flog your £2 Million 1950's semi in Croydon, and exchange it for a beautiful, stone-built, 18th C, French farmhouse with plenty of land and outbuildings, at a cost of about €250,000
Once here, set yourself up as a gardener (mower of lawns). As long as you have a tow bar on your Land Rover, all you would need is a decent trailer, a pair of ramps, a good quality ride-on mower, and a plastic petrol can. In time you may need to build an above ground inspection pit, to get underneath the mower. Overall cost about €5,000.
Clients will beat a path to your door; me included. You will never be short of work.
No more office, no more smart suits, plenty of fresh air, plenty of work, be your own boss; and make a reasonable amount of money.
Wine is €2 per litre here, you can grow plenty of fruit and vegs, and enjoy all the sunshine and wonderful bucolic lifestyle that Southern France has to offer.
Just say Cro sent you.
Monday, 22 August 2022
Lindsey Buckingham - Trouble
Sunday, 21 August 2022
Autumn?
Go to church!
My village church held a mass a few Sundays ago; a very rare occurrence here. I heard that some went, simply to experience what could be a very rare event in the not too distant future.
Religion is dying in The West, and although the beautiful old buildings will still be there, the ceremonies, singing, and praying to invisible deities will not. We are all far more suspicious of superstition, and the far-fetched myths of the past are no longer acceptable. No longer can men in black put 'the fear of god' into people; even less so in Latin.
I went to church last Christmas. I like singing, and singing carols in an ancient church is good for that non-existent 'soul' of ours. I hope to go again this Christmas.
But don't be complacent. Churches are becoming homes, art galleries, cafés, and community centres; very few will still be used for their original purpose after the next half-century or so. Gods will give way to Goods. Creed will give way to Greed.
I blame the church big-wigs. Had they gradually changed from mumbo-jumbo to philosophy, they might have had a future, but clinging on to virgin births, faux cannibalistic ceremonies, and all the gods and devils nonsense; they have engineered their own demise.
If you wish to see those old fashioned ceremonies in practice; go now, or you may miss the boat.
Saturday, 20 August 2022
Buying clothes.
Friday, 19 August 2022
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier....
Thursday, 18 August 2022
Where do you wish to be buried?
Wednesday, 17 August 2022
Drawing.
Tuesday, 16 August 2022
The trials of Billy.
Monday, 15 August 2022
Question.
Sunday, 14 August 2022
Essential Kit.
Saturday, 13 August 2022
Decline and Fall. E Waugh
I couldn't tell you how many times I've read this book, all I knew was it was time for yet another perusal. The excessive heat of the past few weeks has meant that several old favourites have again seen the light of day.
Decline and Fall is one of the funniest books I've ever read. It follows the exploits of Paul Pennyfeather who, after being sent down from Oxford, takes a position in a rather unruly Welsh Prep' School. He becomes involved with various characters from various social classes and of various levels of honesty.
Paul falls in love with a very wealthy aristocratic lady, which leads to his downfall and imprisonment.
D & F is a book of two halves; the first deals with his life at the school (Llanabba Castle), and the second with his life in and after prison. The first half is very funny, the second rather tedious. I think I might almost recommend that you only read the first half.
It must be noted that the book was written way before 'Political Correctness' was conceived, and some might be shocked by certain passages (even I am).
My 1937 copy of the Penguin paperback is falling to bits (above), which is testament to how well loved the book has been. I remember that I even had it at school with me. No doubt some time in the future I shall read it again; and laugh as much as I did a couple of days ago.
Friday, 12 August 2022
La Grande Bouffe
When family visit for just two weeks, it's difficult trying to fit everything into the tight schedule.
They want to eat, drink, make merry, have fun, do a spot of tourism (maybe), and most of all to 'relax'.
We tend to eat together only in the evenings. The boys don't eat breakfast; or if they do, it'll be at 2 pm. Lunch we always eat alone. Then Dinner is when we all get together, and enjoy the best of what S W France has to offer.
We BBQ huge steaks, we roast wonderful legs of Lamb, we visit our favourite restaurant (above), eat at the village weekly marché des producteurs, and go to a fun lake-side evening of moules frites. The tricky bit is planning the schedule. This year I think we've just about managed to fulfil all our desires and expectations.
I must admit that my son, my grandsons, and I, are a bunch of traditional male meat-eaters (with a couple of more refined female meat-eaters watching from the side lines), there's nothing we enjoy more than a nice meal with a couple of bottles of wine thrown in. It makes life so much more pleasant if one appreciates good food and wine.
The house has been very full for the past two weeks, but we've loved every minute of it.
Unfortunately we've also put-on a few ounces, so diets begin next week.
Thursday, 11 August 2022
Inbuilt obsolescence.
I've had to throw away two outdoor Teak garden folding chairs this year; and mend a third.
The two were beyond repair, and the third only required a couple of new pieces. Another poolside lounger had the leg extension bit fall to bits after someone sat on it, but it has remained usable without the broken bit.
I don't really remember how long we've had them all, but it must be quite a while; over ten years at least. I suppose they've done quite well, and we should expect them to start decaying. It's just that they're all decaying at once. No doubt a classic case of in-built obsolescence.
Now they shall all have to be replaced. Looking on Amazon.fr, I'm amazed to see how expensive outdoor chairs are these days. Even boring little plastic chairs cost a fortune.
I've found a set of 6 (very similar teak chairs to the ones we had) on Amazon. I think I'll go for them. If they last as long as the previous lot, they should see me out.
Wednesday, 10 August 2022
Giuseppina Part 2 - Colour Trade Test Tranmission Film 1960's
Tuesday, 9 August 2022
Spontaneous combustion?
Fire is a real worry at this time of year. Down in the south they have annual fires that they suspect are often started deliberately. Here we've had one or two scares, but nothing the Pompiers couldn't handle. I hate waking to the smell of smoke; you never know where it's coming from.
Monday, 8 August 2022
Early Mornings.
Sunday, 7 August 2022
Brighton Pride.
Happy memories.
Saturday, 6 August 2022
Saturday market.
Sporting Billy
Friday, 5 August 2022
Canicule.
Happy Birthday
Today is my late father's birthday; he's the one on the left, with his older brother Reginald.
I find it strange that I always remember my father's birthday, but if you asked me the date of my mother's birthday I'd be grasping at straws.
He was a typical early 20th C father. Slightly distant, stiff upper lip, and traditional. We didn't have a great deal to do with each other, just the occasional "cheerio old chap" as I left for school, and maybe a "hello old chap" as I returned some months later. He never wrote to me whilst I was away.
When I first started work in The City he allowed me to use his tailor, for which I was extremely grateful. When I later received my first class hons degree he asked if it came with a piece of paper. When I said it did, he simply said "Jolly good, jolly good".
I have great respect for him. He was much loved in the community, was always extremely generous to all those who worked for him, etc. He could always be relied upon 'to do the right thing'.
Thursday, 4 August 2022
Living in Brighton & Hove
Wednesday, 3 August 2022
My Life in 60 seconds.
As I mentioned recently, I have just 'celebrated' my 76th Birthday, and as usual I become contemplative. Those 76 years can be summed-up as follows.
Summer 1946; born Lingfield Surrey England. Nice home, nice parents.
My first playschool-kindergarten was in an old Gypsy caravan in the woods by Hobbs Army Barracks in Felbridge, Surrey; it was run by a young lady who I think may have been called Phoebe. We played with Plasticine and she read stories; it was like living in a real life fairy tale. It's been all downhill ever since.
Pre-Prep' School East Grinstead Sussex. Prep' School Ashurst Wood Sussex. Upper School Cambridgeshire (Latin Scholar).
1964 moved to London. 'Blue Button' Stock Exchange, Gallery manager, Antiques dealer. Man about town.
1968-ish Horsham School of Art (to assemble portfolio of work). West Sussex College of Art. West Surrey College of Art (1st Class Hons degree). Offer of place at the RCA which I ignored. Married blonde Swedish beauty (three lovely children Kimbo, Tenpin, Wills).
Teaching Moreton Hall, Shropshire, and Windlesham House, Sussex.
1973 Moved to France.
1981-1984 temporarily returned to England to care for dying parents. 1982 visiting lecturer in Caribbean. 1984 moved to Brighton. Live in France 9 months of the year. Slowly return to France full time.
2021 Brexit regulations are enforced, and am restricted to 3 months in France. Return to Brighton for 9.
May 2022 return to France for the prescribed 3 months, which is where I am writing this. What the future will hold remains to be seen!
That's it. My whole life in a few typed lines. Of course one or two other things did happen in between the major events, but they're of no real interest (as probably is none of the above).