This last week we saw Lord Mandy asking a young lady if she'd found his missing trousers. He's seen here showing her what they looked like on his iPad. If it wasn't bad enough for him to be sacked as the UK's Ambassador to the USA, he has now been booted out of The Labour Party as well. We also hear that his Peerage might be revoked. Poor old Mandy; not fair is it.
We also saw Randy-Andy Windsor practicing his CPR (Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation) on a 'live model'. I believe he is becoming quite skilled, and may even be awarded his Cub Scouts 'Lie back and think of England' badge.
Good news came from Dubai last week where the former 'Glamour Model', Katie Price, married some bloke she'd never met. It seems that he's told her that he's a billionaire; others aren't so sure. KP is the one on the left (below), with her daughter Princess on the right. We send her all our best wishes for a long and happy married life (her fourth I think; or is it her fifth)!
Elsewhere in the world, we hear that The Ayatollah's son, Mojtaba Khamemei, (left, below) has managed to amass a staggeringly large global property portfolio. Over £100 Million's worth in one London street alone. His father, The Ayatollah (right below), must be very proud of how enterprising his son has been. He must have worked very diligently to have earned all that money. The Cleric, Mojtaba, teaches in a Muslim Seminary in Qom. His father, the Ayatollah (trans: Reflection of God), was unavailable for comment; the Iranian senior Cleric has been very busy killing tens of thousands of his fellow countrymen.
So, very little to report. No scandals. No-one caught with their trousers down (other than Mandy), and no-one found trying to oust Sir Keir Sino-Starmer from his PM job (other than most of his cabinet).
Have a good week!
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That Two Tier Keir should have appointed Mandelson as US ambassador in the first place showed a staggering lack of judgement for someone allegedly intelligent enough to be Prime Minister. Everybody, except it seems, Starmer, was well aware that he was "damaged goods", and that the appointment would backfire spectacularly.
As you say; the whole world was amazed when he was appointed. Did he have some hold over KS maybe?
The 3 first pics are of course AI generated . Don't fall into the trap.
I had my suspicions about the Andy Pic, but certainly not the other two.
Whenever the elite get caught out like Mandy, they all seem to use that get out phrase 'I have no recollection of that event.'
It's like a red flag everytime I hear it. Even Andrew used it during his Newsnight car crash tv interview.
Not much else they can say. Mandy at least said 'he couldn't recall where the photo was taken'.
I liked the tongue-in-cheek way in which you wrote this Crozier though with regard to Sir Keir Starmer, I think that his trip to China and Japan was timely, pragmatic, statesmanlike and far-sighted. It needed to be done. Mandelson, on the other hand, should be flogged in public. He would probably enjoy that.
There wasn't a lot of news about what he accomplished in China, but I presume some of it is to our benefit. Only time will tell. I do agree about flogging Mandy; maybe the Chinese would buy him!
Oh lordy, that Lord in his tighty whites. All very amusing news. Takes our minds off continued bombing of Gaza, threats of war with Iran and Erdogan claiming all of the Aegean and it's oil as his own. Probably his very own, needed to build another palace. Maybe he'll offer one to Andrew. The latter is going to need to retreat further than Sandringham
Traditionally our errant Royal Family members went to France, but I don't think they'll want Andy. Maybe Dubai, or Dubrovnik. Even there he'd need 'hush money', and without Epstein to help, he may not even qualify there!
You couldn’t make it up could you?
Small correction, Mandelson resigned from the Labour Party and it’s being reported that he will resign from the House of Lords.
I'd add, things are no better in the good old US of A.
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