Wednesday, 26 February 2025

All Change.


We have received news from across the pond. The world is changing fast, and this is how North America will soon look.


I can hardly remember how it used to be last year, but this is how it will soon be.

Canada is, of course, part of The Commonwealth, and King Charles 111 of Canada is the current 'nominal' sovereign.

So, the whole of North America is now back under UK sovereignty; just as it always was.

I'm not sure if I approve of The Gulf of Brighton being renamed The Gulf of Canada, but the rest is OK. We'll send Penny Mordaunt over to be the next Canadian President.

 

29 comments:

Adrian Ward said...

Can you see if he will come and govern Scotland? We could do with a change of nutters in charge.

Cro Magnon said...

He'll have to go somewhere. Auchtermuchty is as good as anywhere.

JayCee said...

Thank goodness for that. Much more sensible.

Cro Magnon said...

He'll be wanting to annexe the IOM next!!!

Adrian Ward said...

I've moved down the road to Carnbo. I'm building a new workshop there.

Cro Magnon said...

What will the workshop be used for? Woodworking?

Yorkshire Pudding said...

Ha-ha! This is funny. I signed the online petition urging The United Nations to rename Donald J Trump. Henceforth, he will be known as Satan.

Cro Magnon said...

And Washington will be re-named Pandemonium.

Rian said...

Think I might prefer to be under King Charles at the moment...

Cro Magnon said...

He's a good man. A bit before his time on many issues (especially environmental ones) but people are now catching up with him, and appreciating his concerns.

Adrian Ward said...

No metal working, it's just for a hobby. Nothing serious so no pressure

Traveller said...

I think the good people of Canada will let the UK keep Penny Mordant.

It might surprise you but most Canadians do not want the King as the head of state. Though, to be fair, that’s not much different from the UK as the latest poll indicated about 45% of the UK thought the monarchy was either not important or should be abolished.

Cro Magnon said...

It might surprise you that we have done enough for Canada, and it's about time you stood on your own two feet. I may joke about it, but perhaps you really should quit the commonwealth and become just another US state.

Cro Magnon said...

I did learn to weld at college, and rather regret that I haven't continued with it.

Yorkshire Pudding said...

It might surprise you that I am not surprised.

Traveller said...

Interesting? Care to share a couple of examples of what leads you to say that?

Cro Magnon said...

No-one's surprised about anything!

Travel said...

Anything to rid ourselves of HeWhoShallNotBeNamed.

Traveller said...

I was interested in why Cro thought Canada was standing on its own two feet and how the UK has done enough for Canada.

local alien said...

Just as long as Harry and Megs don't get given a share of the realm

Cro Magnon said...

We're sending him to Gaza!

Cro Magnon said...

Oh no; I'd forgotten about them. Could they be Canadian envoys to Iceland?

Cro Magnon said...

Oh do shut up; have you no sense of humour whatsoever?

Jennifer said...

Looks good to me! I'm tired of being an American.

Susan said...

As we see, everything is up for grabs/negotiation. My new thinking is: "Never say never!"

Coppa's girl said...

What a splendid idea! If this is how it's going to be then I'll pop out and buy myself a new atlas. My present one has almost half the world shaded pink!

Cro Magnon said...

No you're not; this is all just a blip.

Cro Magnon said...

It's a very different world to when I grew up. The names on my childhood globe were securely fixed.

Cro Magnon said...

It wasn't so bad then either!!!

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