Wednesday, 21 January 2015

Look who came for breakfast.



Lady Magnon: Cro, come quick.

Cro: What is it, I'm busy.

Lady M: It's Jesus.

Cro: Wot?

Lady M: Jesus.... come and look.

Cro: Blimey!

Lady M: It's just like when people cut into tomatoes and find the face of Jesus inside.

Cro: Can we sell it?

Lady M: Oh no you don't; that's my breakfast!



31 comments:

Hippo said...

Let this be known and you'll have the superstitious trampling across your lawns in droves...

Cro Magnon said...

At €10 per viewing, I'm OK with that!

lovelygrey said...

Glad to see he's such a happy chappie!

Kev Alviti said...

I'll set off on my pilgrimage now!

elaine said...

Not terribly convincing - you both have over active imaginations methinks.

Cro Magnon said...

Really?

Philip said...

Well I like Lady M's priorities in the matter. It looks more like Munch's The Scream.

New World said...

Without the scream.

Cro Magnon said...

Or the fence.

Frances said...

Sorry, just looks like bread with holes! My imagination not working too well this morning, the heating isn't working properly and I am eating my breakfast in a temp. of 14c.....with fleece and woolly hat on! (can't type with gloves )

MrsC (Maryanne) said...

If Jesus were Joseph Merrick perhaps... ;-)

The Weaver of Grass said...

And she is actually eating him?

crafty cat corner said...

At first I thought you had a bug in the bread and then I saw the face. Started my day off with a smile.
Briony
x

Sue said...

That was my first thought - can't find Jesus but something of The Scream.

Cro Magnon said...

I tried to stop her.

Cro Magnon said...

He's changed a lot over the years.

Cro Magnon said...

I believe they were doppelgängers.

Cro Magnon said...

Good. Keep warm.

Twiggy said...

So you broke bread with our Lord and then ate him, he does look very happy.
Twiggy

Andi's English Attic said...

The chin has a touch of Bruce Forsyth about it. I wonder if they're related?

New World said...

More like the walking dead.

Cro Magnon said...

Well, Brucie is a Saint; that's for sure!

Jacqueline @ HOME said...

I think that you are pushing it a bit, trying to pass it off as Jesus Cro …… tomorrow we'll see you claiming one of your bed sheets as the Turin Shroud !!!! haha XXXX

Anonymous said...

Looks more like Waldo to me.

Cro Magnon said...

He wasn't necessarily the Caucasian Hippy we've all been encouraged to believe; this could be a more correct likeness.

Cro Magnon said...

I had to look-up 'Waldo', and I think you're right. Maybe they were related.

Cro Magnon said...

Happy birthday Twiggy.

Sherry said...

I knew that face looked familiar.... Waldo! Thanks Dolores.

Frugal in Derbyshire said...

An artist like yourself could rustle up some souvenirs for the faithful to buy when they come to worship at the Shrine of the Crust.

Yael said...

In our area we get somtimes King David or Mohamad in our bread.

Jacqueline @ HOME said...

That's true ……. have you ever seen Robinson Crusoe when you open a whole peanut ? XXXX

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