Lady Magnon recently bought herself some new, reasonably expensive, leather gardening gloves. The first time she wore them, she was surprised to find that her hands had turned bright yellow, making her look like a 50-a-day cigarette smoker. She wasn't happy.
So, the next time we were out, she purchased a second pair of, again, reasonably expensive gloves.
And guess what; her hands turned yellow again!
What's up with these bloody gardening glove manufacturers? Are they obsessed with turning ladies hands the colour of nicotine? Lady M found the colour quite difficult to remove.
I think we should be told!