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Wills: What are those things over there, on the wall?
Cro: They're dumbbells.
Wills: What are they for?
Cro: For making me strong ( Cro flexes biceps).
Wills: Do they work?
Cro: How else do you think I got all these rippling muscles (flexing biceps again); of course they work.
Wills: How often do you use them?
Cro: Every day; several times even.
Wills: How come they're all covered with ivy then?
Cro: Well, erm, you see, erm..... ivy grows very quickly!
They do have a way of puncturing the ego...
ReplyDeleteIvy does grow oh so quickly!
Thank you Jacqueline... I'll make sure he sees this.
DeleteThere are a lot of iron tools on my workshop shelf which are rusting away as well...
ReplyDeleteWell everyone who lives in the country know ivy grows overnight ! Another lesson learned from the master, Cro !
ReplyDeleteKids ask the darndest questions.
ReplyDeleteGrandpa's are known for making up stories. However, there comes a time when the kids figure out that grandpa is full of bull.
ReplyDeleteI thought they were some kind of gourd I had never seen before and was going to ask for some seeds.
ReplyDeleteOh what a tangled web we weave. When first we practice to deceive. LOL
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