Poor old Nicola, her hubby, Peter Burrell, has been arrested!
I first mentioned the dubious goings-on in the Sturgeon household back on 21st February 2023, in my piece entitled 'Thank goodness'.
The fragrant Ms Sturgeon was on Laura Kuenssburg's Sunday morning BBC show yesterday, in which she stated that she had absolutely no idea that her hubby had been stealing Hundreds of £Thousands from the SNP's funds. Well, she wouldn't would she!
His biggest purchase was this huge Camper Van (seen from space), which cost over £120.000. It was parked at his parent's home (above), where Nicola claims not to have noticed it. On visiting her in-laws, she says she never saw it. Well, it is only the size of a London Bus.
Amongst other things he bought for himself were a Pencil Sharpener for £110, a set of Salt and Pepper grinders for £2,600, a Model Helicopter for £550, a Beatles souvenir Fountain Pen for £1,500, and another Skywalker Pen for £4,200, and a Telescope for £1,200. It's a very long list.
Ms Sturgeon claims not to have known anything about where all this spending money came from, even though he had a history of being 'light-fingered'. I believe he allowed about £1,500 to accidently fall into his pockets whilst working for Alex Salmond in the 1990's.
The two questions that all sensible people are now asking are 1, How on earth did he think he'd get away with it?, and 2, How did Sturgeon not notice that £400,000 worth of goodies suddenly appeared at their marital home?
What I do know, is that if Lady M came home with a £120,000 Camper Van, I'd feel inclined to ask where she got the money. Wouldn't you?
Some wag has suggested that he bought the Camper Van to stash all his 'swag'. They could be right.
Ms Sturgeon has now moved down from Scotland to London. Sensible wee gal. Scottish Independence no longer appeals!
8 comments:
Sturgeon was a formidable politician and great advocate of Scottish independence but with hindsight we must question her ability to spot dodginess when it is right there in front of her. She should have gone to Specsavers.
She married Burrell in 2010, a long time after he stole money from Alex Salmond in the 1990's. She must have known about that. Top politicians run security checks on EVERYONE; especially a new prospective husband.
What a shame your Swedish bride did not run a security check on you before taking the plunge!
She did; I came out Squeaky Clean!
You are hilarious, sir. I'll trade them for our Somali Sweetheart who became a multi-millionaire within weeks of her new position. She learned how to be thrifty when she married her brother in order to become a citizen. The next big thing here is cleaning up our elections. The stink is even more obvious than that camper van. By the way, she has WEIRD tastes. Again, thank you for your clever blog.
Your Somali woman sems to have no shame; I've seen her speaking. I suppose to be a politician one needs to be over-confident about everything. Looking at most of the world's 'leaders' that seems to be the case.
As Grandma would say, "She's a wicked, evil woman." And she would be right. ;)
In her interview on Sunday, everyone seemed to have had the feeling that she wasn't telling the entire truth. The subject won't go away!
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