A Yorkshireman goes to see his Dentist to ask about the price of a tooth extraction.
"With full anesthetic, and excellent after-care, it would cost about £400" said the Dentist.
"Haven't you something cheaper?" asks the man "I'm an OAP and I don't have a lot of money".
"Well, we could do it for about £150 without the anesthetic, just with a few Aspirins and an ice pack", he replied.
"That's still a bit too much" said the old man "Don't you have a special OAP rate?"
"OK" said the Dentist "For £13 I could do it with a hammer and chisel, no pain relief, and just a piece of cotton wool to soak-up the flow of blood"
"That sounds fine" said the Yorkshireman "I'd like to book my wife in for next week!".
8 comments:
Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!
Hot cuppa Yorkshire w'whisky chaser 'll numb the pain!
Ha, ha. Very funny.
That'll do nicely!
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It tickled my fancy!
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