Thursday, 30 July 2026

Stranger than Fiction

 

It sounds like FANTASY, but as we all know, our present UK Home secretary, Muslim Shabana Mahmood, has handed over £662 Million to the French to help stop illegal migrant rubber boats from leaving their shores, and heading for El Dorado. The French of course were very happy to receive this large donation and said 'Merci beaucoup Madame'.

Who came-up with the £662 Million figure is still unclear.

Just recently our Shadow Home Secretary Chris Philp was in Calais to see how things were going, and to assess what value the UK was receiving, for all our extreme generosity.

He stood on the shore and watched as huge overloaded boats headed for Dover. With him watching, and waving farewell, was a whole garrison of French Gendarmes.

When Philp asked them why they weren't attempting to stop them, he was told that they'd been instructed "Not to Intervene". Presumably just to stand-by and 'watch'.

So, let's get this right. We pay them £662 Million to intervene, and now we hear that the Gendarmes themselves have been instructed "not to intervene".

Would it be churlish of me to tell Mahmood to get off her effing backside and demand our effing money back? Who are these bloody lefty idiots?

Well, I suppose it's not HER money after all. It belongs to US, the mugs who pay Taxes, and with Handy-Andy up North, we're soon going to pay a bloody sight more.

Give me bloody strength!!! It's TRUE; the lunatics really are running the asylum.


16 comments:

potty said...

Surely they could just puncture and deflate the 'boats' in the shallows - mind they might get their uniforms wet.

Cro Magnon said...

Obvious to us, but not to them. France is only too pleased to get rid of these people (and to have our gift of £662 Million as well).

Yorkshire Pudding said...

Bollocks! Previous Tory governments were also funding French border provision. Labour just inherited the puzzling arrangement.The issue is probably not as clearcut as it might appear. Send it two coachloads of lairy football fans from Millwall and they'd show the hesitant French cops how to stop the boats.

Traveller said...

What religion is Chris Philp?

Cro Magnon said...

Everyone's to blame, but it's up to Mahmood to act NOW; they coming over by the thousands. What are they doing wit our money?

Cro Magnon said...

No idea, but I doubt if he's a sympathiser with the immigrants. Mahmood would be in serious trouble if she 'rocked the boat'.

Traveller said...

Once again, dear Cro, you are following the Daily Mail line. Do some research and compare Mahmoud policies with the Tories. Briefly she has:
- extended the settlement windows from 5 years to 10-15
- axed the impossible Rwanda plan
- Ended permanent asylum; successful refugees are now limited to temporary stays with no automatic path to permanent settlement.
- deported 45% more than under the last 19 months of Tory power
I could go on, but why complicate something with facts

Cro Magnon said...

Yes she's doing a really great job. More people than ever are crossing the channel as I write, but of course Mahmood is a leftie so she can do no wrong. You people are NUTS,

local alien said...

Refugees here coming across from Turkey put a knife into their rubber boats once they're in the shallows so they can be truly classed as refugees, can't go back.
There aren't so many arriving but we don't hear about them now unless a boat sinks, people drown or have to be rescued.
From Greece the refuges from north Africa all want to go onto to Europe, to Britain. How many more can you take before the island sinks under the waves, the oceanic ones and the waves of economic ruin

Sue G said...

I'm speechless...makes you want to just crawl into a hole and die doesn't it?

Cro Magnon said...

It's become untenable. Germany and Sweden both said 'enough is enough', but the UK has already sunk so deep that there's no point in anyone doing much more. It's OPEN DOORS from now on.

Cro Magnon said...

I cannot understand why the Love-Woke-Socialists (Traveller et al) love these illegals so much. They must know what they're doing to our country, but they just don't care.

Traveller said...

I don’t love these illegals so much. I just find the constant bashing on the current government a little annoying when the previous government was even worse! And I am not a socialist.

Meanqueen said...


Danny Thomas
13h
Trump is right: It’s an invasion. It’s killing our country. The people of this nation must act, now.
The interview
https://www.facebook.com/reel/1568956094877991
Present and previous Governments are acting under orders.

Cro Magnon said...

Yup, he's right. It IS an invasion and we watch it happening day by day. If we say anything we are called 'Racists', and the left, who go along with it, are 'the goodies'. Just wait till the serious riots begin. then they might change their minds.

Kathe said...

If you marked the bills, I'm almost certain you would find some of them in Ms. Shabana's stash, wherever she keeps it. That's how it worked over here and really, it's age old. We are at 0 illegal crossings after being at millions per year. It can be done if the people in charge really want to. Our crime is way down after deporting the baddies to wherever they came from. The really terrible ones go to El Salvador to their special prisons. We have to constantly fight our corrupt politicians and judges who are outraged at the cut in their income. And the media who calls those of us who don't want murderers and rapists in our country terrible, mean, horrible and blah! blah! blah! In other words, Shabana is more than likely on the take. I doubt that shocks most of you. Cro, I've been wondering, are you getting some relief from the smoke? Maybe a little rain? My heart goes out to my friends and relatives that are suffering here. Trump is starting to put the squeeze on Canada about forest management. I wonder where those dollars are going? Lots of green dollars in The Green Deal.

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