On an important recent archaeological dig on the outskirts of Glasgow, in amongst the ancient bottles of Buckfast, and the rusting cans of Irn-Bru, the dig team (from an Unheard-of-University in Poland) discovered this alien skull (below).
Prof Gull-Ibble PhD. UFO. (of an Unheard-of-University in Poland) declared that this was definitive proof that aliens had visited Scotland. Carbon dating has put the find at (aprox) 1998 AD, and it is thought that the skull belonged to a member of the alien 'Bleechite' species (from Planet Bleech).
The find will be taken to The Gull-Ibble Foundation of Krakow in Poland (in his front room), where it will be restored and preserved.
A rare, and very important, archaeological find!
I know someone who looks like that !!! Val
ReplyDeleteNot a Mr or Mrs Bleech?
DeleteThe Bleechites had big foreheads suggesting a large brain capacity. I wonder if they were related to the moai people of Easter Island who landed on Earth in prehistoric times. Seeing is believing.
ReplyDeleteI believe this one showed no sign of any brain; just empty space.
DeleteI suppose their heads were very useful when carrying large pitchers from the Irn-Bru wells.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know that Irn-Bru was a natural product. I must try it one day... or maybe not.
DeleteDoes it taste nice?
DeleteThat does look like it could be a skull, with a long head/brain section.
ReplyDeleteDid you doubt it? You surprise me!
DeleteI bet they had very clean thoughts.
ReplyDeleteBut not very litter conscious.
DeleteThe aliens also brought hard core rap music with them, a great addition to earthly culture.
ReplyDeleteIs that where it came from? I knew it was an unearthly racket, but hadn't realised it was alien.
DeleteBrilliant!
ReplyDeleteArchaeology at its best.
DeleteVery funny. Someone got creative with a Clorox bottle.
ReplyDeleteShhhhhh.
DeleteA missing link clue? The depth of the eye sockets resembles Neanderthals.
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