Wednesday, 21 January 2015

Look who came for breakfast.



Lady Magnon: Cro, come quick.

Cro: What is it, I'm busy.

Lady M: It's Jesus.

Cro: Wot?

Lady M: Jesus.... come and look.

Cro: Blimey!

Lady M: It's just like when people cut into tomatoes and find the face of Jesus inside.

Cro: Can we sell it?

Lady M: Oh no you don't; that's my breakfast!



31 comments:

  1. Let this be known and you'll have the superstitious trampling across your lawns in droves...

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    1. At €10 per viewing, I'm OK with that!

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  2. Glad to see he's such a happy chappie!

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  3. I'll set off on my pilgrimage now!

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  4. Not terribly convincing - you both have over active imaginations methinks.

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  5. Well I like Lady M's priorities in the matter. It looks more like Munch's The Scream.

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    1. That was my first thought - can't find Jesus but something of The Scream.

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    2. More like the walking dead.

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  6. Sorry, just looks like bread with holes! My imagination not working too well this morning, the heating isn't working properly and I am eating my breakfast in a temp. of 14c.....with fleece and woolly hat on! (can't type with gloves )

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  7. If Jesus were Joseph Merrick perhaps... ;-)

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    1. I believe they were doppelgängers.

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  8. At first I thought you had a bug in the bread and then I saw the face. Started my day off with a smile.
    Briony
    x

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  9. So you broke bread with our Lord and then ate him, he does look very happy.
    Twiggy

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  10. The chin has a touch of Bruce Forsyth about it. I wonder if they're related?

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    1. Well, Brucie is a Saint; that's for sure!

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  11. I think that you are pushing it a bit, trying to pass it off as Jesus Cro …… tomorrow we'll see you claiming one of your bed sheets as the Turin Shroud !!!! haha XXXX

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    1. He wasn't necessarily the Caucasian Hippy we've all been encouraged to believe; this could be a more correct likeness.

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    2. That's true ……. have you ever seen Robinson Crusoe when you open a whole peanut ? XXXX

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  12. Looks more like Waldo to me.

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    1. I had to look-up 'Waldo', and I think you're right. Maybe they were related.

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    2. I knew that face looked familiar.... Waldo! Thanks Dolores.

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  13. An artist like yourself could rustle up some souvenirs for the faithful to buy when they come to worship at the Shrine of the Crust.

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  14. In our area we get somtimes King David or Mohamad in our bread.

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