The annual 8th May Fair at my nearby town is always one of the year's big do's.
There are flower and veg' plant salesmen,
Sausage and ham salesmen, wearing red Basque berets,
Laguiole knives and salad bowls salesmen,
And, of course, bonbon salesmen for the children.
But there's always someone around to lower the tone, and this children's party frock, and clown costume, salesman did the honours. Heaven preserve us!!!
We didn't buy anything. The two things we were after were green asparagus, and red onion sets; neither were available.