Erm, Bonum Mane Cro.
What, erm; what's all this, erm, 3,500 pages business all about?
Cripes; old thingamy tells me, B B B B Bloody hell, that, erm, ha ha, erm, it's some sort of, erm, numerical achievement. Jolly good.
Erm, well yes, B B B Bugger me, erm, it sounds a lot anyway; whatever it is.
So, erm, yes, jolly good, erm, rather busy with all this PM business at the mo'; pop round for a tankard of, erm, cervisium some time.
Sincere vestrum, Ex Borisium x.
Haha, very Boris. Congratulations on your 3,500th page.
ReplyDeleteThank you; it's all been a wonderful way to waste my time.
DeleteWell done for 3500. I wonder if your sister has read them all?
ReplyDeleteBTW I met B.in the 90's and thought him a pleasant chap, good writer but not so hot on public speaking.
Everyone I know who's met him says what a nice guy he is. It remains to be seen how he performs as PM (if he gets the job). The fact that the left are so anti him is a good sign; they hate anything of quality.
DeleteCongratulations on your 3,500. I am not as articulate as dear Boris, but well done anyway.
ReplyDeleteYou mean you don't bumble and stutter?
DeleteCongrats on the 3500 th. We must have started about the same time.
ReplyDeleteYou beat me to it; I felt cheated!
DeleteWell done, Cro. 3500 is one hell of an achievement, day after day!
ReplyDeleteIt keeps me insane.
DeleteYou certainly are a prolific writer. Congratulations on finding a subject to talk about every day.
ReplyDeleteIt's the result of being an insomniac.
DeletePresumably nearly ten years. Well done. I doubt I have read them all as I often have periods where I don't log on for a few days and rarely get to catch up.
ReplyDeleteYou haven't missed much. I probably haven't read them all myself!
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