Don't you find the 'Higgs boson' theory absolutely grippingly fascinating!
Don't you just ache to read anything by the Australian whipper-snapper Sundance Bilson-Thompson, especially concering Loop Quantam Gravity.
Doesn't the Large Hadron Collider fill you with pride and admiration, and aren't we all so thrilled that it was built at such miniscule cost (£6.19 billion, $6 billion, €7.5 billion) to the international taxpayer.
Don't you become ecstatic at the very thought of discovering if some hypothetical elementary particle actually exists.
No, I didn't think you did. It bores me bloody stupid too.
Now, what other good works could we possibly have funded with over six billion quid (so far)?
How I escaped being shot by Nazis - I must tell you about a dream I had the night before last. It may give you an insight into my state of mind right now. I was on my client's large estate ...
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