I've just been chucking out some old mags, and came across this one. Doesn't this picture from April 2010 make you CRINGE.
That Carly tilt of the head that says 'Look at us, we're the best of friends'. La Sarko is so nit-sharingly transparent.
Sarko to Mrs Sarko "I want you to cosy up to that woman. And I mean cosy, cosy, cosy".
Barry to Mrs Barry "Don't get too close to that French piece; she's trouble".
I think La Sarko won the instructions race, and this dreadful split-second photo was splashed all over the world.
How dreadfully embarrassing.