Lady M. CRO!!!!
Cro. What!
Lady M. There's a spider in the bathroom; the size of a hamster.
Cro. That's nice (reaching for camera).
Lady M. Can you do something about it.
Cro. Like inform London Zoo?
Lady M. KILL IT!
Cro. Why?
Lady M. Because!
Cro. I'll pop him outside.
Lady M. Has he gone yet?
Cro. No, he ran into your pyjamas, and now I can't find him.
Lady M. Oh for god's sake, expletive, expletive.
Cro. Only joking (tee hee hee).
