A Yorkshireman goes to see his Dentist to ask about the price of a tooth extraction.
"With full anesthetic, and excellent after-care, it would cost about £400" said the Dentist.
"Haven't you something cheaper?" asks the man "I'm an OAP and I don't have a lot of money".
"Well, we could do it for about £150 without the anesthetic, just with a few Aspirins and an ice pack", he replied.
"That's still a bit too much" said the old man "Don't you have a special OAP rate?"
"OK" said the Dentist "For £13 I could do it with a hammer and chisel, no pain relief, and just a piece of cotton wool to soak-up the flow of blood"
"That sounds fine" said the Yorkshireman "I'd like to book my wife in for next week!".
14 comments:
Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!
Hot cuppa Yorkshire w'whisky chaser 'll numb the pain!
Ha, ha. Very funny.
That'll do nicely!
Are you back?
It's a good day that starts with a joke
Yes, I'm back!
It tickled my fancy!
Welcome home!
All the options!
They left out the implant to replace the missing tooth. US dentists love the implant at $10k. What's the low-cost implant option?
My first real laugh of the day, thanks,
Good. I do my best!
The implant would be a tooth taken from a previous client; super glue and fiberglass would keep it in place!
A disgraceful racist sleight upon the Yorkshire nation. We are the most generous people in the world and never think about money or the price of things... when we are asleep.
I did consider changing it to a Scotsman, but it didn't seem right.
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