A Yorkshireman goes to see his Dentist to ask about the price of a tooth extraction.
"With full anesthetic, and excellent after-care, it would cost about £400" said the Dentist.
"Haven't you something cheaper?" asks the man "I'm an OAP and I don't have a lot of money".
"Well, we could do it for about £150 without the anesthetic, just with a few Aspirins and an ice pack", he replied.
"That's still a bit too much" said the old man "Don't you have a special OAP rate?"
"OK" said the Dentist "For £13 I could do it with a hammer and chisel, no pain relief, and just a piece of cotton wool to soak-up the flow of blood"
"That sounds fine" said the Yorkshireman "I'd like to book my wife in for next week!".
Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteHot cuppa Yorkshire w'whisky chaser 'll numb the pain!
That'll do nicely!
DeleteHa, ha. Very funny.
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DeleteYes, I'm back!
DeleteWelcome home!
DeleteIt's a good day that starts with a joke
ReplyDeleteIt tickled my fancy!
DeleteAll the options!
ReplyDeleteThey left out the implant to replace the missing tooth. US dentists love the implant at $10k. What's the low-cost implant option?
The implant would be a tooth taken from a previous client; super glue and fiberglass would keep it in place!
DeleteMy first real laugh of the day, thanks,
ReplyDeleteGood. I do my best!
DeleteA disgraceful racist sleight upon the Yorkshire nation. We are the most generous people in the world and never think about money or the price of things... when we are asleep.
ReplyDeleteI did consider changing it to a Scotsman, but it didn't seem right.
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