Another fascinating week.

In a recent release of 'secret papers' in the USA, it was revealed that Mandy (Lord Mandleson) met with his friend, the convicted paedophile Jeffery Epstein, on a couple of occasions, whilst he was the UK's Business Secretary and First Secretary of State. Epstein was under house arrest at the time.

Mandy, who is now the UK's Ambassador to the US, claims that "He never had any kind of professional or business relationship with Epstein". When asked recently by a Financial Times journalist what was his relationship with Epstein, Mandy allegedly told him to "Fu*k off". Here's Mandy (below) on a shopping trip with his good chum Jeffrey.

It's officially 'Spring'. Birds are nesting, the temperature is rising, and the fragrant Angela Rayner has decided to go back to her 'ex', the extreme left-winger Sam Tarry.  This charming Corbynista now-ex-MP was booted out by Starmer. Love is in the air, but I don't imagine Sir Keir will be best pleased!

I read that Harrods are to pay the victims of Al Fayed's sexual abuse around £300,000 each in compensation. Why are Harrods paying this? Surely it's for the estate of Fayad himself to pay up, not for a business he once owned. It was seedy Fayed who was responsible, not some big shop in Knightsbridge.

A 'Severn Trent Water' sewage worker, Damon Joshua, was sacked recently for describing Hamas as 'Disgusting Terrorists' after the October 7th massacre. Has telling the truth now really become a sacking offence?

Sadly, 289 Pubs have already closed this year, and with Rachel 'Freebie' Reeves's new alcohol tax, we can expect a lot more to come. They are slowly digging away at Britain's culture; pint by pint, school by school, farm by farm. Outlook for growth has been slashed, retail sales are falling fast, and our High Streets are dying. She also blamed 'everyone else' for her having to slash Welfare Payments again. So, if your disability payments are going down, blame Putin not Rachel from Accounts. However, have no fear, according to the Socialists ALL IS GOING REALLY WELL.

The illegal channel crossing 'boat people' have been very busy. A new 'all time high' record has been set, with 5,847 already having arrived this year. They must have heard that the government are extending the use of nice hotels to accommodate them when they arrive. Lucky for some!

The 300 year old Fulneck School in Rachel 'freebie' Reeves's own constituency has sadly been forced to close, and it has been revealed that Bridget Phillipson, The Minister for Class Warfare, who is overseeing the destructive Education Tax has not visited a single one of the numerous high-standard schools that will be forced to close. Well, why would she?

Now this may SHOCK you. LGBT Youth Scotland has advised 'self harmers' to use clean razor blades. No advice about not doing it, but simply to use CLEAN RAZOR BLADES. You really couldn't make it up!

The poor people of Gaza seem to have woken-up at last. They have suddenly realised that all the bloodshed and destruction is the fault of Hamas, and they are becoming angry (above). They want food, peace, and some sort of future! It's just a pity that they didn't condemn Hamas back on October 8th after their disgraceful massacre. They should have rounded-up the perpetrators, and dealt with them appropriately.

And finally, the endless supply of rejected Ironing Boards in Brighton continues (below). This latest one looked to be brand new, and in PERFECT condition. I'm wondering if I shouldn't start a collection!!!