Tuesday, 15 July 2014

This Year's Birthday Prezzie.


                                      

Lady Magnon: What do you want for your birthday?

Cro: Nothing.

Lady M: You must want something!

Cro: No, really; I'm fine.

Lady M: Some books maybe? Or how about some new brushes?

Cro: No, honestly; I have everything I need.

Lady M: How about I take you to some fancy starred restaurant?

Cro: No, I'd rather stay at home with a nice big juicy steak.

Lady M: Oh, and by the way, I'm flying to Blighty on July 18th, and I won't be back until the 21st.

Cro: Really? But you'll be back in time for my birthday!

Lady M: Yes. And I may bring Harvey J and Ollie back for you; so how about that for your present?

Cro: Aaah, now you're talking; that would be just PERFECT. Thank you!



29 comments:

Cro Magnon said...

N.B. My birthday is in about a week's time.

Unknown said...

Many happy returns for a weeks time x

Sue said...

Many years ago Rabby took me to Bergerac for a birthday lunch. Except he turned right before reaching town where I took delivery of two daughters at the airport. The best birthday surprise ever!

Jennifer said...

A wonderful present indeed!

Cro Magnon said...

That's exactly how I feel, even though I now know they're coming over.

Cro Magnon said...

Far better than a fancy meal.

Cro Magnon said...

Another N.B. It's my youngest son's birthday today; Happy Birthday Wills.

elaine said...

Now that's what I call a present.

Frances said...

I am pleased that Lady M didn't keep it as a surprise…..you can now have some time looking forward to it, as well as enjoying the boys when they arrive. (I always feel that " surprise parties" are a mistake…half the joy is looking forward to something)

Frugal in Derbyshire said...

I'm with you on this one Frances.
What a great pressie. she knows her man!

The Weaver of Grass said...

We gave my sister a surprise birthday party for her seventieth some years ago - all the extended family at a hotel near her home. The photographs of her tell it all - she hated every minute of it and made her daughter swear never to do it again.
Happy birthday Cro

Tom Stephenson said...

If you got her in the picture for your birthday, that would be the end of you.

Cro Magnon said...

Chance'd be a fine thing!

Kath said...

I do envy you your lovely grand children. Just being with the folks we love is a wonderful gift.

Starting Over, Accepting Changes - Maybe said...

Lady M did not have to ask you what you would like for your birthday, she just went and planned it. What a wonderful gift for you both to enjoy.

New World said...

I'll wish you a happy birthday next week then; I'll pick a day at random.

John Going Gently said...

I could park my bike up that arse

Paul said...

That is the exact conversation we have in this house.

Cro Magnon said...

Not if I have anything to do with it you don't.

Cro Magnon said...

Every year it's the same....

Anonymous said...

Time to get your special shirts ready then.

Cro Magnon said...

Absolutely. They're different this year.

rallentanda said...

Lady Magnon looks a lot younger than you.I did not realise you had such a young wife. She looks very fit and healthy:)

Molly said...

Happy Birthday for next week. Your present from Lady M sounds just perfect.

Jennifer said...

Fancy restaurant meals always disappoint me these days. Although it's more work, I'm far happier with my own cooking--good quality food prepared with love! :)

Sherry said...

A happy birthday to Wills!
I can imagine your excitement, Cro....a perfect gift for you.
My birthday is the 21st...the BIG 60....yikes!

Frances said...

Trust John Gray to lower the tone !! Love him all the same!

Cro Magnon said...

She was feeding the cat, hence the outfit.

Cro Magnon said...

It comes to us all (if we're lucky); my commiserations.

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