Friday, 6 September 2013

The Boys Go Walkabout.


So, what did my little Aussie grandsons get up to when they were over in the UK!
                               

GHG: Excuse me Mr Plod; but we're lost!

PC Plod: And what do you expect ME to do about it, Sunshine?

GHG: Take us home?

PC Plod: Which is where?

Finn: OR-STRY-LIA.

PC Plod: What, you want me to take you all the way back to Australia?

GHG: No, Silly; to our home here!

PC Plod: What's that 'PEYROT' written on your T shirts? Is that a hotel or something?

GHG: No, it's where our Grumpy lives.

PC Plod:  (studying his Brighton map) I can't find any 'PEYROT' around here.

GHG: No, Silly: it's in France.

PC Plod: What, you want me to take you all the way back to France then?

Finn: Look, can you just take us home.

PC Plod: If I knew where your home was; frankly, I'd be only too pleased to.

GHG: You stupid Pommy bastard; it's just round the corner, where all those women are shrieking, bawling, and tearing their hair out!

(The naughty boys got their ride in a Police Car, were returned, and are now spending a week or so in Langkawi, Malasia; on their way back to Oz; sigh!)


11 comments:

  1. "Where all the women are shrieking, bawling, and tearing their hair out." That could have been my house, Cro.

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    1. And where does PC Plod live? 999 Letsby Avenue!

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    2. During the police operation they explored Avery Avenue.

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  3. Oh Cro, that is such a funny story. One they will always remember I am sure. What punishment though ~ a bit harsh, a Malaysian prison for a week though you think?

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  4. Good job they didn't spit a bit of chewing gum onto the pavement.

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  5. Uh oh.....hopefully those awaiting at home were so relieved to see them they escaped dire punishment!

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  6. Bless'm! lovely the natural honesty of little'ns.
    And they got a ride home. Good old PC Plod.
    Anna :o]

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  7. The one in the front looks very ashamed. Glad they made it back okay!

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