Tuesday 16 January 2018

Preacher Man.


We had the bloody Jehovah's Witnesses around again recently. No matter how rude I am to them, they always come back for more.

I'm pleased to say that this time one of them recognised me, and he immediately apologised for their visit.

This video made me laugh; sorry, but the sound quality is awful.




22 comments:

  1. We have them around here and some of them have become good friends, in fact one read one of the readings at our wedding.

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  2. A very young Sean Lock I think.
    He is still miserably funny

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    1. I originally heard this on Radio 4 extra as a radio comedy. It was new to me, and I've never seen the TV version.

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  3. Cro you are saved! Your name is surely in Their Book of the Saved which is not a book, as God directed, but in a computer in a bunker under a mountain. Or is that the other lot? I can never remember.

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    1. I'm not sure if there's much worth 'saving', but as a believer in 'Pascal's wager', they'd better put me in the book just in case.

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  4. I don’t like to be pestered on my own doorstep and get very annoyed when I say i’m not interested and they keep on going ..... one even put their foot in the door when I attempted to close it ! A real invasion of privacy.
    I’m surprised that you get them Cro being as remote as you are. Loved the video ! XXXX

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    1. They get everywhere. They're guided by god.

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  5. I'm always amazed how they manage to find us in our little hamlet. They always stand out a mile because they look too well dressed. We told them we didn't speak French so they sent round some English ones! Rick will keep them away in future.

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    1. I've told them 'very clearly' that I don't want them coming to the house. At least they're reasonably polite.

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  6. I hate it when they come knocking on our door! I try not to be too rude, but if I were going to practice a religion it sure as hell wouldn't be their version! Usually I try to ignore the doorbell if I see them canvassing the neighborhood.

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    1. They are a pain, but if the guy in the video came, I'd probably be quite amused.

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  7. Cro, just tell them that you are God and they will not return, well the ones here didn't.

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    1. I usually give them the two word greeting, the second word being 'off'.

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  8. For goodness sakes they're everywhere. They were here last week! I can never believe it when they come around. The nerve of them. x

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    1. They must be having an onslaught. Poor people, they must be insulted everywhere they go!

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  9. They love taking money off their flock and casting first stones on one another

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    1. I've never actually spoken to them, it's the very idea of going round trying to convince people about non-existent spooks that makes me mad.

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  10. I am a Humanist Cro and usually if I tell them that they go away without trying to convert me.

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    1. My two word greeting usually does the job. I think they are the only people I am rude to on sight!

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  11. My father has a notice in his porch.
    "No religious callers please, only God himself and then only by appointment"
    Seems to work......

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  12. Grandma used to invite them in for discussion...she loved it! They never came back twice...she was a Theosophist and loved a Good Discussion

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