I may not have found any Crumpets, but I have found these very nice Muffins.
Not at all the same thing as Crumpets, but they are treated in much the same way. Ours were halved, toasted, and covered with thick butter and the world's very best Tayberry Jam (my own).
Now, if only I could get M Epid'OR to try his hand at Crumpets; I'd be a very happy Cro.
I shall now not mention Crumpets again; unless, of course, my prayers are answered