Cro: Where's that French can opener that I use for Confit tins?
Lady Magnon: Have a look in the top right hand drawer.
Cro: I can't find anything in there, it's overflowing with bloody rubbish.
Lady Magnon: Well, tidy it up then!
Cro: I'd have to earmark a whole month to do that.
Lady Magnon: Which month would suit you best?
Cro: I'll let you know!