Friday, 4 September 2015

Ere, you'll like this one!


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Apparently one in five of the world's population is now Chinese!

I know that in my own family, neither my mother or father are Chinese, so it must be one of my two brothers.

I don't suppose it's Chueng-li, so it must be my older brother Bill.


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    1. The trolls never win, they just fade away.

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  2. Our family- which till now has been English/Irish for generations - has acquired not one but three Japanese brides in the last 5 years . Into the melting pot we go !

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    1. We have one more Swede, a Russian, and a German.

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  3. My friend who's expecting a baby is married to a man whose parents immigrated from Laos. So my little god child is going to be half Asian. :)

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  4. Last night I dreamt I ate a 10lb marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow had gone.

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  5. Perhaps you had better start learning to march like those soldiers in Tien an Men square in order to be ready when they take over the world. Although I suspect you and I both will be up in the clouds looking down on them when that happens.

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    1. If you spend all your waking hours learning how to march like that, you probably wouldn't know one end of a gun from the other; unless they don't sleep.

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  6. "Waiter - this chicken is rubbery..."

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  7. Well done Cro a good joke.
    For myself I used to enjoy a regular Chinese but now my preference is an Indian.

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    1. I have heard about this subtle change in taste as one gets older, but I have never felt it myself.

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    2. That's because you haven't passed 70yrs yet Tom, give it time.

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  8. Q: What do the Chinese do during erections ?
    A: They vote !!
    XXXX

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  9. I suppose you told Cheung-li he was adopted when you were growing up...

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    1. He was found in the Chinese Cabbage patch,

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  10. HA! Good one.

    If you spin a Chinaman, does he get disoriented?

    What do you call a Chinese billionaire? Cha Ching!

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