It is almost impossible to escape from SMUT these days; even in my own puritan kitchen.
Frankly I blame Nigella Lawson.
Please note that the above soup has NOT been consumed.
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Ha ha - oh dear - I wonder how many so-named packets are languishing in kitchen cupboards.
ReplyDeleteBenny hill is not dead
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ReplyDeleteI saw some 'Fanny Brand' sardines once. Fishy. That soup is obviously marketed toward a certain type of customer (no names).
ReplyDeleteOn paper at least they would go well together.
ReplyDeleteI wonder which part of the cock they used for the flavoring.
ReplyDeleteThis brings to mind some of the 'learning curve' I underwent when first coming to the UK! In the States the word in your first example is used quite often to refer to the derriere -- especially in the context of spanking naughty children!! Of course that was in the olden days when children used to have to worry about that sort of thing!
ReplyDelete'Pants' come to mind!
DeleteSmut in the kitchen……when will it end!!!
ReplyDeletelol love Nygella
ReplyDeleteI wonder if it's made with real fanny's?
ReplyDeleteRecently I found something which looked rather nice. A Spanish delicacy. Have you come across "Fartons"?
Hilarious!
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