Oh, do be careful Peaches, you're about to drop your phone!
Now look what's happened; the bloody baby's fallen out of the buggy. How am I supposed to phone my friends, AND wheel this bloody thing at the same time?
Can someone help; my fingernails will get all scuffed. HELP.... PLEASE.... NANNY!
Poor Peaches; if Sir Bob had called her Brigid or Bernadette, maybe she'd be able to cope with the more mundane aspects of life.
Biog: Peaches has three sisters; Pixie, Fifi Trixibelle, and Heavenly Hiraani Tiger-Lily. She recently wed Mr Peaches No 2 (unfortunately she still has the name of Mr Peaches No 1 (Max) tattooed on her hand). The unceremoniously dumped child (above) is Astala Dylan Willow; his father (the current Mr Peaches) is Thomas Cohen, singer with some band called S.C.U.M.
'Peaches' is the daughter of Sir (Saint) Bob Geldof; Irish crooner, Stentorian fund-raiser, and all-round good egg.
It's not easy being a 'Celeb'. Oy vey!