Aries: Summer will bring warmth and light. Later in the year it might become cooler and darker.
Taurus: Be 'bullish' in your dealings this year, and do not be afraid to break china.
Gemini: You will possibly meet twins (hopefully not Jedward), and will laugh rather a lot.
Cancer: Your mother warned you about this.
Leo: Nothing will happen this year for Leos; well, not a lot anyway..
Virgo: And YOUR mother warned you about this too.
Libra: This will be your 'Summer of Love' baby.
Scorpio: Just stay indoors, but if you must go out, warn people well in advance.
Saggittarriuss: This is the year for a facelift (and none too soon).
Capricorn: No idea at all for you lot, but everything will probably be OK (buy my book for further, more precise, info).
Aquarius: Take a beach holiday in July.
Pisces: Same as Aquarius, but in August; July is fully booked .
I look forward to my July holiday Cro but it is a bit cold at the beach lol..you are never boring that's for sure.
ReplyDeleteAnd my powers of clairvoyance are legendary!
DeleteThere's many a slip twixt cusp and lip.
ReplyDeleteI look forward to the twins but rather suspect that the laughter will be demonic and hysterical.
Well I'm at least three of these star signs then.
ReplyDeleteI am a gemini... bloody hell what delightful things to look forward to!
DeleteWell, I have to say I'm very disappointed in the Leo forecast.
ReplyDeleteI've had a re-think; quite a lot will happen!
DeleteOnly nice things, though!
DeleteBien sur!
DeleteLibra: This will be your 'Summer of Love' baby.
ReplyDeleteSounds perfect! I'm already wearing my tie-dyes and velvet bell bottoms. In fact there used to be a shop in Glastonbury called the Summer of love :-)
That's more accurate than most of the others.
ReplyDeleteI ran amok in our local department store, smashed lots of china. Now I'm to be up before the Beak tomorrow. Thanks a lot.
ReplyDeleteI'm wondering what my mother warned me about Cro....but the way my life has been going lately, I shouldn't!
ReplyDeleteI'm in between aries and taurus, so I will have a hot summer and broken china. Sounds exciting!
ReplyDeleteGreece maybe?
DeleteOooooh, a Summer of Love!!! I can hardly WAIT!
ReplyDeleteThat is so funny, Cro; I'm a Cancer and my husband is a Virgo, and we were both warned by our mothers, for sure!!!! Thanks for the laugh..
ReplyDeleteLOL. I'm a gemini, meeting twins ALL the feckin' time! Mostly pleasant ones, but then there are those ones who are born on the cusp with Cancer, and are, understandably, grouchy on that account.
ReplyDeleteYou make a whole lot more sense than anything I've read in the newspaper column. Have you considered this for a profession? By the way, where are you in the wild year with the stars?
ReplyDeleteHA. My star sign is Bubble-gum.
DeleteI'm so disappointed in your predictions for leo...I think... and then again maybe that's quite a good thing!!!
ReplyDeleteWell, crap, maybe I SHOULD get a face lift. (But I was just getting used to my turkey neck ...)
ReplyDeleteMy summer of love? Oooookay!
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