Wednesday 30 November 2011

Sorry; No Fascinating Posting Today.


JE SUIS EN GRÈVE.

I've been looking for a totally useless, non-productive, self-destructive cause to support; and I think I've found one.

During this my one day strike (in sympathy with all UK Trades union members), I shall stay at home (I always do on Wednesdays), deprive the art world of any 30th November Cro genius, and if possible make a bloody nuisance of myself.

St Jude will be my hero for the day (he's the patron saint of lost causes), I shall refuse to walk the dog (unless he gives me those 'please daddy can we go for walkies' eyes), and I shall paint two large banners; one saying 'Down Wiv Everyfing', the other saying 'Up Yors' (both amusingly misspelled banners will be on sale on Thursday as genuine souvenirs).

I had intended to pitch a tent outside my front door for the day, but I think someone at St Paul's must have half-inched it.

If I can find it, I'll wear my red 'Junior Che Guevara Club' T shirt, and draw a 'Hammer and Sickle'  on my beret.

I was hoping that Lady Magnon would have joined me in my day's protest, but she just scoffed and said I should 'bugger off and live in North Korea'.... Charming.... I'm not replying to her; silence is an important part of my STRIKE.

13 comments:

  1. May I join you? I'll bring raw milk for us to drink and pretty soap for your lovely wife who must put up with you.

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  2. Cro..you are a crack up! is the silence from you or lady M...maybe it is today you should give her a medal for her patience lol...funny stuff...

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  3. [THIS POST HAS BEEN REMOVED BY THE AUTHORITIES FOR CAUSING AN OBSTRUCTION TO THE QUEEN'S HIGHWAY, LOOKING BAD IN THE BBC HEADLINES AND GENERALLY BEING CONTRARY TO THE GOOD OF THE ESTABLISHMENT]

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  4. What do we want?

    Gradual change!

    When do we want it?

    In due course!

    (I knew I would find a use for it)

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  5. So you are going through your rebellious stage. A bit late, yes?

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  6. My kinda protest. Semper gumby. (Ever flexible.)

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  7. I'll have 4 each of those fine banners of yours, please, and a subsidised bus-fare to the nearest protest march.

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  8. thanks for the laugh. my protest ....I just stay in bed....I like yours better!

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  9. So this is an example of a non posting- well I'll eat my hat :) !

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  10. Brilliant! I shall join the cause and go pitch my tent on the beach.

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  11. Up the revolution Citizen Cro!

    I hope you get your demands met. What were they again?

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