AFTER: (2 Weeks later: Genuine authenticated photo)
I have a glut of spectacular cabbages up at Haddock's, and we've been eating them regularly in our lunchtime soup. It reminded me that a while back there was a fad for a 'Cabbage Soup Diet', so I asked Lady Magnon if we were both suddenly to become extremely slim as a result of our lunches; surprisingly she replied 'No'.
Dieting, and dieting books, are lucrative buisness. Therefore I would like to announce the publication of the following.....
Cro Magnon's 'Stop Stuffing Your Face With Pies, Easy Diet Book'. And it's sister book Cro Magnon's 'The Eat Far Less Fat and You'll Lose Weight Diet'.
As you can see by the GENUINE illustrations above, I have myself tested these revolutionary diets, and these GENUINE photos prove that they are effective.
So, if you are morbidly obese, send as much money as you can afford, and the 2 above mentioned MIRACLE (easy to follow) diet books will be forwarded to you asap under plain cover.
GENUINE photos courtesy of Dr Lady Magnon.