Tuesday, 10 November 2026

Somebody called Brand. Remember him?


He tried being an extreme left wing Communist, he tried becoming a Christian, he even tried cosying-up to Blair, Bear Grylls, Andy Burnham, and even Trump. And just recently (when he was really in deep deep poo) he tried becoming a Muslim; even if it was just for a photo (he looks genuine, don't you think?).

He also tried to convince a Judge that he was a nice, innocent, misunderstood, boy; and he will soon, no doubt, be trying to convince his fellow convicts that he has come amongst them as their messiah.

Well, Russell, I'm afraid that no-one believes a single bloody word you say. Comeuppance sometimes takes a long time to come; but come it will.


You'd better start REALLY praying; life will now become very tough and rough.

My continuing disbelief concerning this odious man, has to be how so many TV and Radio bosses thought it wise to employ him. 

If he'd ever come to me for employment, even as a cess-pit cleaner, my answer would have been a decisive NO! 


Just in case you hadn't heard, Brand received a prison sentence of 10½ YEARS (stop laughing). I hear that he was welcomed to Wandsworth (above) by all the inmates repeatedly shouting 'There's a BRAND new nonce on the wing'. Apparently he was petrified.

N.B. the word 'nonce' (in prison) refers to a sex-offender, or paedophile, who is earmarked as a target for violence.

 

18 comments:

Will said...

I never understood how anybody gave him the time of day after his despicable treatment of Andrews Sachs granddaughter. That should have been the end of his career but still the lovvies fawned over him.
I hope that the inmates that he'll be sharing with in Wandsworth treat him appropriately - he may then realise what it feels like to be a victim.....

Anonymous said...

Apparently David Walliams is next. We’ll see what happens.

Cro Magnon said...

I totally agree. After that appalling incident (with Ross) I was amazed that he was ever employed again.

Cro Magnon said...

Is he the one they weren't allowed to name? He's a strange character, but I did like him in Little Britain.

Anonymous said...

One down, with a little luck Andrew Windsor will be on the list followed by Epstein.

Cro Magnon said...

Epstein is dead, and I'm not sure if Windsor has done anything criminal. If he has, then he should certainly be punished.

local alien said...

10 1/2 years with those inmates sounds like a decent punishment. He'll have plenty of time to pray and read his Bible. I hope he serves the whole time.

Will said...

With the current government's early release programme in force, He'll feel hard done to if he's not out by next summer!!
Say the wrong thing on social media and no chance of early release, but murderers and rapists - here's the door, goodbye.....

Anonymous said...

Not my zone of interest !

Deejohn said...

Anon, What a relief.

Deejohn said...

There is of course the other side in that Brand has been spouting things online through his Youtube channel since Covid, things that both the media and Establishment have definitely not liked, and that this is the Establishment's revenge, by dragging up his past demeanors. But yes he's clearly had problems and the wrong attitude with women while reforming a little late in life.
But for sure people online are noticing how others got off scot free like Huw Edwards and many illegal immigrants molesting our young girls.
The Judiciary system works in strange ways.

Cro Magnon said...

He'll probably be out after 3 years. but as Will says, don't say anything naughty about certain religious groups who do far worse than Brand.

Cro Magnon said...

I hope it's no-ones from now on.

Anonymous said...

As a royalist you will always kneel before the crown. Just one question , why Andrew was pushed out of the family ? He was a member of the Epstein clan and they certainly didn't have jigsaw parties.

Cro Magnon said...

It's our delightful two-tier system. Brand certainly deserved his punishment, but there are many others who deserve even more, but will remain at liberty.

Anonymous said...

Yes. And it’s a shame, I enjoyed little Britain too

Anonymous said...

For instance Little Andrew.

Cro Magnon said...

I don't know what Andrew is accused of.

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