Magnon's Meanderings

Lady Magnon makes wonderful Marmalade Soup. Almost anyone can produce a bog-standard WI (Women's Institute) nicely set Marmalade, Jam...

President Mugabe of Zimbarbwee-wee. Ms Diane Abbott MP. UK Shadow Health Minister, and failed candidate for leader of Labour Party. Tw...

I've never made a secret of the fact that I dislike winter intensely. I hate the cold, I detest snow, I become depressed, my whole body...

Lady M. CRO!!!! Cro. What! Lady M. There's a spider in the bathroom; the size of a hamster. Cro. That's nice (reaching for c...

Bok: Run, skid, sniff, cock, squirt, run. Monty: Amble, sniff around, maybe cock leg, maybe not, pee, trot. Bok: Run, dash, return, rep...

There's an increasingly alarming trend back in England, for young idiots to steal valuable metals. They steal track from the railways...

I wonder what happened to Cro's favourite beret (the one in my profile pic); and why Bok is looking so very guilty? No doubt all the ...