Wednesday, 15 April 2026

At The Dentist's.

 


A Yorkshireman goes to see his Dentist to ask about the price of a tooth extraction.

"With full anesthetic, and excellent after-care, it would cost about £400" said the Dentist.

"Haven't you something cheaper?" asks the man "I'm an OAP and I don't have a lot of money".

"Well, we could do it for about £150 without the anesthetic, just with a few Aspirins and an ice pack", he replied.  

"That's still a bit too much" said the old man "Don't you have a special OAP rate?"

"OK" said the Dentist "For £13 I could do it with a hammer and chisel, no pain relief, and just a piece of cotton wool to soak-up the flow of blood"

"That sounds fine" said the Yorkshireman "I'd like to book my wife in for next week!". 

14 comments:

  1. Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!
    Hot cuppa Yorkshire w'whisky chaser 'll numb the pain!

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  2. It's a good day that starts with a joke

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  3. All the options!
    They left out the implant to replace the missing tooth. US dentists love the implant at $10k. What's the low-cost implant option?

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    1. The implant would be a tooth taken from a previous client; super glue and fiberglass would keep it in place!

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  4. My first real laugh of the day, thanks,

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  5. A disgraceful racist sleight upon the Yorkshire nation. We are the most generous people in the world and never think about money or the price of things... when we are asleep.

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    1. I did consider changing it to a Scotsman, but it didn't seem right.

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