I'm not very well at the moment. There are five of us here at present, and it's only me who is unwell, so I'm not sure what I did to myself.
I was vomiting through last night, and still feel very rough this morning. I'm sure you have no desire to hear the grizzly details, but I'm going to tell you anyway.
I cannot remember the last time I was sick; it must be well over ten years ago, twenty even. The human body has two MAJOR faults. Firstly teeth made of a material that rots; and secondly vomiting.
We keep an old enameled 'gazunda' upstairs in case of such rare occasions. I MUST add that it is NOT there for its intended use.
On hearing ghastly noises from above, the lovely Nurse Kimbo came to my rescue (as he always does), and heroically emptied the receptacle; TWICE! How many sons would do that??? It really is beyond the call of filial duty.
To add to my woes, my internet connection is almost at zero. It's like going back to the bad old days of Dial-up. I spend my time waiting and waiting. I think there are simply too many people using the miserable service. We are looking into a different type of connection.
Could have done without the horribly descriptive cartoon. Hope you feel better quickly.
ReplyDeleteFeeling slightly better this morning.
DeleteWho knows. I have great trust in the self regulating/cleansing power of our bodies. As long as you throw up you know your stomach is functional. Yes, I know, that's a dismal attempt at making you feel better, Cro; nevertheless it's true.
ReplyDeleteYou know what's worse? Retching. No result. And it hurts.
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That's rather my attitude too, but it still doesn't make it less obnoxious. As Longfellow rightly said 'into each life some rain must fall'. Or in my case 'a lot of rain'.
DeleteOh dear, I hope you feel better soon Cro, it's miserable being sick like that. Must be something you've eaten, one of your odd fancies I think...maybe it was the quail. Can't remember the last time I was sick, must be at least 25 years because I've never been sick in this house I'm in now.
ReplyDeleteIt's a horrible experience. Something I still associate with being a small child. I haven't been ill since I had Covid back in 2022 (?).
DeleteAI says this: "If you start vomiting, the most important things to do are to stay hydrated, rest, and avoid certain foods and drinks that can worsen nausea or dehydration. If vomiting is severe, persistent, or accompanied by other concerning symptoms, seek medical attention."
ReplyDeleteI didn't eat anything for two days, but I did have some breakfast this morning. My appetite is still not back to normal. Maybe one more day! Horrible feeling.
DeleteMy commiserations Cro. It is a miserable experience which I hope will soon resolve itself.
ReplyDeletePS that is a very yucky cartoon illustration.
One of your daily illustrations would have been much more genteel. I picked the worst I could find.
DeleteIt's even worse being ill when it's so hot. Hope you really are feeling better today
ReplyDeletePs another boy scout point for Kimbo. He's something special
DeleteHe's a treasure. I'm blessed.
DeleteHope you are feeling better soon, take it easy.
ReplyDeleteStill feeling rough, but I live in hope!
DeleteYou must feel quite weakened and empty.
ReplyDeleteIf still not well in 3 days, I see a doctor/nurse.
Keep hydrated, water is key.
Having Kimbo to help see you through this wretched illness is ideal. Get better soon.
Thank you Susan. I am feeling a bit better, and should be fine tomorrow. It's so annoying to be ill when we have guests.
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