Magnon's Meanderings

  The UK's only real booming industry is importation. We import lots of undesirable humans. We send our 'Border Force' boats out...

We have to thank this man for the UK's love of Chicken Tikka Masala; his gravestone is below. It was he, Sake Deen Mahomed, who in 1810 ...

I have no need for Ironing Boards, but I did need an Office Chair (or so I was told). Lady M has been berating me for years about the chair ...

  Life is filled with pleasant surprises, as well as many disappointments, and they can arrive in the most unusual of forms. For example, I ...

I recently came across this; it purports to be a man writing about the passing of his Dog. "Every morning I would walk to the fields, a...

Other than Border Collies, I have two favourite domestic animals; Golden Retriever dogs and Tabby cats. Here are a perfect pair behaving as ...

Kimbo always joins me for breakfast early on Friday mornings. It is slowly becoming a 'tradition'. Usually it's Bacon, Haggis, S...